It will actually be (Greek) Myths, Galaktoboureko and Mediterranean Magic but that isn't sufficiently alliterative
Thursday, 3 October 2024
Day 24 - Getting to London
Day 23 - Grosmont to Robin Hood's Bay
Distance Walked: 22.4km, Time Taken: 6h 31m, # Beers: 1/2 pint Wainwright Ale, 1/2 pint Saltwich Nab
Excluding the 10 metres or so I skipped when I didn't walk/flee across the A19 motorway, I have walked from one side of England to the other. All 192 miles (307km) of it. I'm glad I did it but I will never attempt something like that again. I am so tired and all my joints are not happy with me.
We stopped for lunch at picnic benches near a (sadly closed) cafe glorying in the name Midge Lodge. Why? There was a nearby car park as the walk along the river is quite popular. We met a man who asked us where we were going. When we said Robin Hood's Bay he said "Oh, you've only got 4 or 5 miles to go then". Actually, at that point it was closer to 10 miles. He then asked us if we were doing the C2C and over how many days. When we told him 16 days, he said "Oh, so you are only doing 4 or 5 miles a day then." when we actually usually did 10 to 12 miles, and on occasion up to 15 miles. He reminded me of the rabbits in "Watership Down". They could only count to 4. Any larger number was just "a lot". This man can clearly not conceive of walking more than 4 or 5 miles a day. We were polite. We didn't laugh at him.
Tuesday, 1 October 2024
Day 22 - Rosedale to Grosmont
Distance Walked: 20.5km, Time Taken: 5h 8m, # Beers: 1/2 pint Black Sheep
Monday, 30 September 2024
Day 21 - Clay Bank Top to Rosedale
Distance Walked: 18.5km, Time Taken: 5h 14m, # Beers: 1/2 pint Theakston Old Peculiar

Sunday, 29 September 2024
Day 20 - Ingleby Cross to Clay Bank Top
Distance Walked: 20.2km, Time Taken: 7h 20m, # Beers: 1/2 pint Iron Cross
I have no excuse for failing to realise how much effort would be required today. I actually walked this section of trail back in 2022, as the C2C overlaps with the Cleveland Way today. I only thought to re-read my diary for that day this evening. I see I noted that up on the moors it is windy with a capital W. If anything, I was understating the case. The day started off plesantly enough. It was overcast but not too cold and very little breeze. Up on the moors it was a howling gale and quite cold. Below is a picture of us all enjoying ourselves at the top of the 2nd highest peak of the day.
We have decided that while the day started off as Type 1 fun, it had degenerated into Type 2 fun by this point. Type 1 fun is when you are enjoying yourself at the time. Type 2 is when it isn't fun at the time but you have a marvellous sense of achievement when you finish (and get somewhere warm and dry). Tomorrow is due to be as windy, if not more so, and possibly raining in the afternoon. We expect it to be Type 2 fun all day.
We are actually staying in the same hotel as I did back in 2022, the Wainstones Hotel. It is as comfortable as I remembered and we all got rooms with a bathtub. We needn't have resorted to bribery and corruption!
Dinner was a disappointment. It is Sunday so we'd all ordered different Sunday roasts. I'd ordered the lamb, as had several others in our group. Unfortunately, by the time it came to serving our group they'd run out of lamb. I settled for the pork while most opted for the beef. Robin scorned her Yorkshire pudding and refused to eat it. We weren't ordered to leave but it could have been dicey. However, several of us ordered the treacle tart with custard for dessert only to be told they were out of custard. I wonder if that was the chef's revenge on our group for not appreciating his Yorkshire puddings appropriately?
Saturday, 28 September 2024
Day 19 - Danby Wiske to Ingleby Cross
Distance Walked: 14.8km, Time Taken: 4h, # Beers: 1/2 pint Wainwright Ale
Nothing much to report today. As Wainwright had said, this part of the walk through the Vale of Mowbray between the Yorkshire Dales and the North York Moors, is dull. We walked through fields, down farm tracks and on back roads. It was flat but on the plus side we had clear skies and virtually no wind. Whoever blathers on about fresh, country air has not spent much time in the country. What with cows, sheeps, horses and the occasional pig country air reeks.
The only exciting part was when we were supposed to cross the A19 motorway. We cheated. The Badger Van met us at the point where the path met the A19, we all piled in, Richie drove us along the A19 to a point where he could exit, cross over and then drive us back to the path on the other side of the road. When we got to the van we saw a group of 4 American women who we have seen many times before scampering across the motorway. It has 3 lanes in each direction. Even with a median in the middle it still isn't something I would have liked to attempt.
I tell a lie. There was one other exciting things that happened today. When we were sitting on a log, having lunch, a squirrel scampered down the tree next to me and ran away to hide in the hedgerow. We clearly are very frightening.
We got to our destination around 2 in the afternoon, so we stopped at the local pub for a pint. We then piled into the Badger Van again to drive to our hotel for the evening. Ingleby Cross is too small to have beds for all of us. Instead, we are staying in a slightly larger village a few miles away. Again, we are staying at a pub but it has "chalet style" lodgings rather than rooms above the bar. If you haven't guessed, "chalet style" just means they've built a motel out behind the pub.
We had dinner at the pub of course. For main I had Korean crispy chicken bao buns which You Could Eat. It was a risk but it paid off. For dessert I had a Harmless lemon posset with raspberry coulis and a giant shortbread biscuit. It would have rated more highly if it had been a bit more lemony.
Tomrrow we have a 20km hike up onto the moors. Our lazy days are at a end. Fortunately, the good weather isn't - for tomorrow at least.
Friday, 27 September 2024
Day 18 - Richmond to Danby Wiske
Distance Walked: 24km, Time Taken: 6h 34m, # Times Went Astray: 2, # Beers: 1 glass Malbec
Today's walking was indeed dull but the weather was fine. It was a bit cool and windy, but nothing that layers couldn't handle. The main thing was it did not rain the whole day. It was even sunny in spots. After yesterday, we considered today to be a good day. Aaron had been in the tank corp in the army. He told us of a 5 day exercise he'd gone on. The 4 crew of the tank had to spend the entire time in the tank, with limited supplies of food and water. It was to evaluate how long they could be effective if they were trapped behind enemy lines. He said the only reason hiking yesterday hadn't been as bad as spending 5 days in a tank was because during the tank exercise they didn't know when it was going to end.
You will note that we went astray twice today. Once was accidental. The path here through the Yorkshire Dales sometimes has signs identifying the C2C path, other times it just identifies a public footpath, while sometimes there is no sign at all at an intersection. Also, sometimes, just to tease, there is a public footpath sign pointing to the wrong path while the C2C path is unsigned. This caused us the first detour. In the second case, there was a clear C2C sign pointing to the path running to the right hand side of the fence in this photo. We walked around the other 3 sides of the field instead.
There wasn't a lot to see on the route today. It mainly went through farmland and one field looks a lot like another. We did pass a field full of these cutest fluffy horses. They looked like Clydesdales that had shrunk in the wash and who needed a haircut. They demanded pats, which we dutifully gave.
Tonight we are staying at a farmhouse a few kilometres from Danby Wiske which is also a B&B. They had two friendly black cats who I gave lots of cuddles to until it was time for their dinner. I immediately began completely uninteresting. I haven't managed to see them since. They are barn cats who aren't allowed in the house. The family dog is allowed in.
Dinner was cooked and served by the lady of the house. We each were given a plate with a huge slab of baked ham (You Could Eat It) and had many dishes of steamed and roast vegetables to pass around. Dessert was a pavlova topped with lemon curd that was Not Bad. I wish I'd ordered a ham sandwich for my packed lunch tomorrow now. I opted for cheese & chutney. I wonder if it is too late to change my mind.
The forecast is for fine weather tomorrow and we only have a short day planned. In theory we only have 14km to cover. It shouldn't take us more than about 4 1/2 hours, even allowing for a lunch stop. What will we do with otherselves?
Thursday, 26 September 2024
Day 17 - Reeth to Richmond
Distance Walked: 18.3km, Time Taken: 5h 6m, # Beers: 1/2 pint Black Sheep
Wednesday, 25 September 2024
Day 16 - Keld to Reeth
Distance Walked: 18km (est), Time Taken: 6h 2m, # Beers: 1/2 pint Black Sheep
The distance we walked today is only an estimate as I was messing with the settings for recording Hikes on my Garmin watch. I had auto-pause enabled and it was very quick to pause and very slow to start recording again. It claimed we'd only walked 13.5km but measuring our route on the map later put it closer to 18.5km. I've not included the elevation plot as it just looks all wrong.
We had two options for the route today - the high and the low. Wainwright describes the low as being "along the lovely banks of the Swale [river] and ... especially beautiful." He then goes on ignore this option and to give detailed route guidelines for the high route that climbs the hills above and goes past many abandoned lead mines. Of this route he says "expect little of beauty in this section." We took the low route. We did pass these two examples of the lead mining industry. We are reasonably confident the ruined building is an old lead smelter. We have no idea what or why the cart (?) was left behind.
The weather today was OK. It was cloudy and very cool in the morning but cleared around lunchtime. As we started off Paul, our guide, kept wanting to stop and describe what we were seeing - a kestrel, large red mushrooms that looked straight out of a picture books, gorgeous views back along the river valley, how the valley was opening out as we went downstream and so on. I was freezing and just wanted to walk briskly so I would warm up. We weren't the best audience.
Aaron walked with us in the morning but got a lift from Richie, the Head Badger van man, when we stopped in Gunnerside for lunch. We also met up with 4 American women and an Australian couple who all set out from St Bees on the same day we did. Mary, one of the American women, cadged a lift from Richie too. The other 3 women headed off in a completely different direction to the rest of us. One of them is always talking to random people at her B&B or at a pub and then telling us how They say to do something other than the standard route. She talks non-stop so I'm glad they don't walk with us.
We went faster in the afternoon as rain was predicted. Depending on which forecast you read it was either going to start at 4pm or 6pm. We got to Reeth at 3:30pm avoiding the problem entirely. The rain has set in well now and is predicted to continue all day tomorrow. What fun.
We crossed the Pennine Way near Keld. Paul, our guide, mentioned over dinner that he had competed in a foot race along their entire 268 miles (431 km) length of the Pennine Way in winter. He carried all his own gear - tent, stove, food and took brief rests wherever he could find them - ruined barns, a bird hide or just a sheltered spot to pitch a tent. He got 4 hours of sleep a night and ran the rest of the night using a head torch. It took him 6 days to finish. Apparently, the hallucinations induced by sleep deprivation just added to the experience. He did this for fun. We thought we were weird walking from one coast to the other.
Tuesday, 24 September 2024
Day 15 - Kirkby Stephen to Keld
Distance Walked: 19.5km, Time Taken: 7h 15m, # Beers: 1 pint Butter Tubs Golden Ale
We were fearful of bad weather today so we set out completely covered in our wet weather gear - waterproof jacket, waterproof over-trousers and gaiters. We had fine weather. It was cloudly in the morning but cleared in the afternoon, not much wind and NO RAIN. This was a blessing as today was tough.
We started the morning climbing up to Nine Standards Rigg. These are 9 large piles of stones on a hilltop. They've been there for hundreds of years but no-one knows who or why they were built. They are two or three times the height of a person. The climb up to them wasn't too bad. Most of the route was on a road to a quarry so it was easy underfoot and the gradient was gentle. The last little bit was steeper but still not too bad. There was one interesting bridge over a stream on the ascent. I posted this picture on the C2C Facebook group and immediately got topped by someone who had done the route in June. It was much further underwater that day and was misty to boot.
We met about a dozen people on the route today. We didn't see anyone yesterday which was unusual. Most of the days up till now, particularly in the Lake District, have had a constant stream of other hikers on the route. I'm not sure if the lack of people yesterday was because all the people we'd met had been hard-core hikers who hadn't split the Shap to Kirkby Stephen leg in two as we did, or else they'd just left before we did or if they had more sense than we did and took the bus yesterday. We started quite late yesterday as we had to be driven to Orton to begin the walk and got stuck behind farmyard Ferraris (aka tractors) twice.
Back to the day's walk. Once at the top of the climb it got worse. We had a good 5km of hiking through bog. It added a 1.5km to our distance for the day as we had to keep zig-zagging to find (reasonably) solid ground to walk on. I have become quite knowledgeable on bog flora. I can't name any of the plants but I can tell you which ones have (reasonably) solid roots and which ones are just floating on top of the muck. We did well and never ended up more than up to our ankles in the mud.
Once past the (worst of the) bog we reached Ravenseat farm. This apparently has become quite famous - in the UK at least. The family that owns it has been part of a reality TV series called Our Yorkshire Farm. They have some excessive number of children - 9 I believe. We passed a old stone house+barn building that was being renovated and got chatting to a woman there. She lives down the road and her husband is the builder who is renovating the property for the Ravenseat family as a home for one of their children, Miles. We saw Miles driving a tractor with a collection of building materials up to the site. He looked all of 15 or so. I wonder if he will stay once he finishes school. There is to be a TV series called Our Farm Next Door about the renovations. The film crew were due to show up tomorrow, so we just missed our chance at TV fame.
We got met by Richie, the Head Badger support van man, in Keld. It turns out Keld is tiny. It does have 1 pub with rooms but was fully booked. We are staying another pub about 20 minutes drive away. This one has heated towels rails that are heated! They have good food too. I had smoked salmon fishcakes that You Could Eat and a lemon posset that was Not Bad. We stay here two nights and I'm trying to decide if I have the lemon posset again or try the Eton mess next time. Important decisions.
Day 14 - Orton to Kirkby Stephen
Distance Walked: 18.9km, Time Taken: 5h 45m, # Beers: 1 Malfy Blood Orange Gin & Tonic
We had proper English weather today. That is, when it wasn't raining it was drizzling. We made good time at least as it was too cold and wet to stop for many photo opportunities or other frivolities. Which was a shame as there were a couple of really good views I would have liked to have photographed. However, we did take advantage of a patch of light drizzle to have lunch in the lee of a wall. If it had just been me I would have walked as I ate. Goretex can only do so much so I was damp through by lunchtime. I was warm enough when I was walking but got very cold when we stopped. I didn't feel like I could complain though. Aaron walked 15km with us today. I was just cold and wet and miserable. He was in pain and he didn't complain. Annoying sod.
Today was easier terrain underfoot than in the Lake District. None of those horrid paths made up of slippery stones. Instead, we had wet grass, mud and sheep shit and all possible combinations of those three. Fun. Tomorrow's forecast is for much of the same only with a lot more mud.
Richie, the Head Badger van man, met us about 4km from the end where our path crossed a road. Tim, our kindly support van man from last week, had always walked along the path towards us when he met up with us. Richie stayed (sensibly) in the warm, dry van. We amused ourselves by pointing our all the ways he doesn't take as good care of us as Tim did. I'm not sure if we are improving or fatally destroying Tim's future employment possibilities.
We are in the same hotel tonight as last night. When we got back, we shed our wet, muddy boots by the fire and begged (successfully) for the radiators in our rooms and bathrooms to be turned on. We got 2 hours of heat, so all our gear might get dry enough to wear again tomorrow.
Yesterday we all had a Sunday roast for dinner. For lunch we had sandwiches with leftover roast beef and very good they were. For dinner tonight I had the best steak & ale pie of my holiday so far. You Could definitely Eat It. It was a proper pie, not a casserole dish of stew with a puff pastry lid. What would have made it Not Bad would be if they'd used a suet crust pastry rather than one made with butter.
I've introduced the group to my food rating scale. They haven't really grasped its meaning and have insisted on adding a higher rating of Really Yummy to the top of the scale.
Sunday, 22 September 2024
Day 13 - Shap Abbey to Orton
Distance Walked: 15.4km, Time Taken: 5h 18m, # Beers: 1/2 pint Ravenstoned Ale
Nothing much to report today. It was a relatively short walk without much ascending and descending. The landscape was much easier underfoot too. Mostly grassy paths, if at times a little boggy. We are into limestone country in the Dales, rather than the stark fells. Although, the reason the fells are so stark is because all the tree cover has been cut down. They wouldn't been so imposing in their natural state. We actually saw the first wild animal that wasn't a bird today. It was a rabbit. Apparently there are deer and red squirrels in the Lake District but we didn't see any.
Today's walk started with us being driven back to Shap Abbey to do the last few kilometres we skipped yesterday. The abbey must have been very impressive in its heyday.
We also said goodbye to Tim, our friendly support van man, today at the Abbey. He is going home to Dartmoor and we will be looked after by Richie, the Head Badger (i.e. the company owner) from here on. We will miss Tim. He had a great sense of humour, had a endless list of stories and really made everything run smoothly.
I was heartily pleased that today's walk was so short and flat. Normally, I have no trouble walking at the start of the day. It only becomes work well into the day. However, it was work from the very beginning. The standard program for the C2C walk has you doing yesterday's walk from
Patterdale all the way to Shap - all 24km of it along with the 800m of ascent and then walk all the 20 miles! (32km) from Shap to Kirkby Stephen today. There is no way I could have done that. Tomorrow is going to be around 18km and I'm not looking forward to that.
Our hotel for tonight isn't in Orton. There isn't much in Orton - except for a chocolate factory. Even though it was Sunday, their shop outlet was open. Richie, our chief support van man, then drove us to our hotel which is the King's Head in Ravenstonedale. We are using all 6 of their rooms. They are a friendly, cheerful pub that brews its own beer and has a friendly pub dog. It would be perfect if only the heated towel rail in the bathroom was.
Saturday, 21 September 2024
Day 12 - Patterdale to Shap Abbey
Distance Walked: 22.1km, Time Taken: 8h, # Times Went Astray: 1(!), # Beers: 1 pint Loweswater Ale
This morning we had Tim, the friendly support van man, drive us back to Glenridding where we had breakfast at a hotel there, as ours here in Shap didn't start serving early enough. The Glenridding hotel had a breakfast buffet, which we descended on like a swarm of locusts. Tim then drove us to the start of the trail in Patterdale (Glenridding is a kilometre or two off the trail) and we began our long ascent. We basically spent 3 1/2 hours climbing up and up and up. The little jiggle in the elevation chart at about the 5km point is where Paul, our guide, picked the wrong path at a fork!
After reaching the top, we ate our packed lunch, huddled in the lee of the cairn on High Raise. It didn't do much to protect us from the wind. We then spent about an hour descending from all that height we had laborously gained. I've discovered it is actually easier on your feet to jog down a slope. By jogging you pick up your foot again before your toes have had a chance to bang up against the end of your boot. I jogged a good part of the way down with this odd high-stepping mincing gait. My feet appreciated it, even though I must have looked absurd. It all went well today but I can just imagine the day when one of my feet slide out from under me and I come crashing down.
Our climb up out of one valley and down into the next today has taken us out of the Lake District and into the Dales. You can tell this, in part, because the landscape has changed from stark high fells to gentle, rolling hills. You can also tell because we are now seeing signposts like this one. They have been very sparse in the Lake District. In fact, sign posts or cairns or any form of waymarking is sparse on the fells. There is feeling amongst hardcore fell walkers that you shouldn't be up on the fells if you don't know how to navigate with a map and compass. They will even remove stones from cairns. I guess it keeps the Mountain Rescue Service occupied.
We were supposed to walk all the way back to our hotel in Shap today but Tim, the kindly support van man, meet us at Shap Abbey about 2km away and ferried us back to the hotel so we wouldn't be late for dinner. They still haven't fixed the heating in my wing of the hotel. They did provide me with a large black spider on my bath towel. I discovered this as I grabbed it to dry off after my shower. I did beat it to death with a shoe, but I left our my usual "while screaming hysterically" part of the process as I was just too tired.
We've been promised an easy day tomorrow with light clouds and a gentle breeze. Here's hoping.
Friday, 20 September 2024
Day 11 - Grasmere To Glenridding
Distance Walked: 13.5km, Time Taken: 5h 2m, # Beers: 1 pint Wainwright Amber ale
Today we actually walked a little bit further than we needed to. We've split the standard 3rd day of the route into two pieces. The standard route plan would have had us ending in Patterdale yesterday, but we broke the day in two and only reached there this afternoon around 3pm. We then walked a kilometre or so north to Glenridding for tea and cake (Harmless).
We saw a good 20 or 30 people on the route out of Grasmere today. Grasmere is a popular base for people wanting to walk to some of the most famous Lake District peaks such as Helvellyn. Only about a dozen are walking the C2C. Still, it feels a little like walking in a city park rather than being out in the countryside. We saw even more people on the trails yesterday, but there was some sort of competition on with 250 entrants.
Walking today was easier than yesterday and Aaron had chosen to ride in the van. However, our speed was much the same as yesterday. Not an issue for today but it will be tomorrow when we have to walk to Shap. We are actually staying 2 nights in our hotel in Shap, having being driven here in the van. We will be driven back to Glenridding/Patterdale to walk back here. So far, so good. However, the distance we have to cover is 25km, which at our speed will take over 8 hours. They don't serve breakfast here until 8am and it is a 40 minute drive back to our starting point. We are also booked in for dinner at 6pm. The math just isn't mathing. The current plan is to leave here at 7am (!), drive back to Glenridding and have breakfast in a cafe. We will then do our last climb up over the eastern most fell in the Lake District and down into the valley in the Dales. From there our trusty Tim, the support van man, will pick us up and drive us to Shap. This will shorten the trip by about 6km. We'll have to add that into the walk for the day after tomorrow. Most of us are (currently) still determined to walk every step of the way.
I'm afraid I've broken the weather. The first 3 days we've had fine sunny days with barely any wind. It has been so warm I bought 2 short sleeved tops yesterday. I wore the less hideous one (in burnt orange) today. As a result, today was significantly cooler with almost total cloud cover and a strong breeze, particularly up high. Tomorrow I'll be back in my long sleeved warm tops. I might even break out the beanie and gloves. Hopefully not the waterproofs.
Our hotel here in Shap, the Greyhound Hotel, is a sad letdown after the 4 star luxury of our previous night's accomodation. Admittedly, I've got the largest room so far on this holiday. However, the heating doesn't work and there is an odd smell. Not quite drains but not exactly pleasant either.
For dinner, I had the sausages and mash, as did several others. The gravy was a little too salty and the mash needed more butter, but we agreed it was Harmless. I didn't bother with dessert as I'd had cake for afternoon tea.
We had fun at breakfast this morning. All the staff at the hotel were non-native English speakers and had quite a strong accent (Polish?). When the waiter came to take our breakfast orders Tim thought he was asking us if we were ready full breakfast, i.e. did we want the Full English breakfast. He actually was asking us if we were ready "for" breakfast, i.e. ready to make our order. Tim then tried to order a bacon and mushroom sandwich. The waiter said "right you want Full English with bacon and mushrooms". Tim then corrected him, which got the waiter saying he understood and Tim was ordering the Full English with bacon and mushrooms. They did several rounds of this before Tim realised the waiter was teasing him.





















